''Respectable means rich, and decent means poor. I should die if I heard my family called decent.''
''The waste of plenty is the resource of scarcity.''
''A book that furnishes no quotations is, me judice, no bookit is a plaything.''
''Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horsepond.''
''I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.''