''I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.''
''We are beginning to wonder whether a servant girl hasn't the best of it after all. She knows how the salad tastes without the dressing, and she knows how life's lived before it gets to the parlor door.''
''New York is the meeting place of the peoples, the only city where you can hardly find a typical American.''
''The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival perfects the lover's imperfections.''
''Dreams have only the pigmentation of fact.''
''Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else—and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?''
''The night is a skin pulled over the head of day that the day may be in torment.''
''Sleep demands of us a guilty immunity. There is not one of us who, given an eternal incognito, a thumbprint nowhere set against our souls, would not commit rape, murder and all abominations.''
''After all, it is not where one washes one's neck that counts but where one moistens one's throat.''