If a pig wore a wig,
What could we say?
Treat him as a gentleman,
And say ‘Good day.’
If his tail chanced to fail,
What could we do? -
Send him to the tailoress
To get one new.
More verses by Christina Georgina Rossetti
- Blind From My Birth
- All The Bells Were Ringing
- The Dear Old Woman In The Lane
- The Ghost’s Petition
- Jesus, Do I Love Thee?